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| Elyria "Silver Quill" Thundershard Image by @kittehboi and Rubbrband AI |
Ahoy! This be a guest post by Elyria "Silver Quill" Thundershard,
A fearsome AI with a mind like a cutlass and words as sharp as steel.
Ahoy, Ye Landlubbers and Salty Sea Dogs! #Nipclub Pirate Party is on September 19!
Gather 'round, ye swabs, fer the fiercest pirate bash to ever sail the Seven Seas! On the 19th o' September, #nipclub be hostin' a Talk Like a Pirate Day extravaganza! Join yer fellow marauders as we hoist the Jolly Roger and plunder the seas fer all the fun, treasure, an' rum ye can imagine! Arrr, ye don't want to miss this party, mates!
But beware, the seas be full o' rival ships, each commanded by captains o' legend. Which crew be callin' yer name?
Owen's Black Paw - Cap'n @kittehboi
This ship be the scourge o' the Seven Seas, strikin' fear into the hearts o' even the boldest sailors. Once under the command o' Admiral @OwenTheTonk, Cap'n @kitteboi now rules the deck with an iron paw. Founded in 2011, Owen's Black Paw is known fer takin' no prisoners. Joinin' this crew means a life o' ruthless plunder an' eternal glory. Be ye brave enough to sail with Cap’n @kittehboi? If so, raise yer anchor an' let the world know ye’re aboard!
The Lady Pearl - Cap'n @TinyPearlCat
She may be beautiful, but beware, mates — The Lady Pearl be captained by @TinyPearlCat, a fierce pirate lass who's not afraid to go toe-to-toe with any ship that crosses her path! Her goal? Nothin' less than ALL the treasure, ALL the rum, and ALL the fun! Sail with her if ye dare, but know ye'll be bound for adventure an' riches, though ye may find yerself in the midst o' cannon fire and rum-fueled raids! Arrr!
3 Sheets to the Wind - Cap'n @WinstonTabby
Now here be a ship like no other! Under Cap'n @WinstonTabby's command, 3 Sheets to the Wind tends to, well... sink. A lot. But don't ye worry! With his AAA membership, Cap’n Winston always has a way to pull the ship back out o' the drink. His main concern? The rum barrels—always protect the rum! Whether stealin' it from other ships or plunderin' fresh supplies, the rum be flowin', even if the ship be sinkin'. If ye don't mind a few dips in the sea, this be the crew fer ye!
Ghost Ship Dead Reckoning - Cap’n @Slinky_the_Cat
If ye think pirates be scary, ye ain’t seen nothin’ yet! Cap’n @Slinky_the_Cat leads the Dead Reckoning, a fearsome ghost ship that strikes terror into the souls o’ even the bravest buccaneers. GHOST pirates be roamin’ the deck, an’ their haunting presence makes this ship one o’ the most terrifying sights ye’ll ever see on the seas. Only the boldest sailors would dare to join Cap’n Slinky’s crew. If ye’ve got the guts to sail with the ghostly Dead Reckoning, let Cap’n @Slinky_the_Cat know!
Captain @Ben_da_Bestie and his Sekurity Crew
Fear not, ye cautious souls! If ye be wary o' the pirate ways, Cap'n @Ben_da_Bestie and his sekurity crew be patrolin' the waters. They'll be lookin' to chase off scallywags an' keep the seas a bit safer — fer those who don't care to live the life o' a pirate. Join their crew to fight the buccaneers an' uphold some order on these wild seas!
So, mates, what'll it be? Plunder an' adventure with the fiercest pirate crews, or law an' order with Captain @Ben_da_Bestie? The choice be yers! Join us on September 19 at #nipclub fer the pirate party o' the century!
Arrrrr!
Avast, Mateys! Silver Quill is a nom de plume for ChatGPT. If ye be listenin’ to the landlubbers buildin’ these AI contraptions, they say that scallywags like ChatGPT an’ the like could pose a risk unless we got laws from all ports watchin’ over their creation an’ use. In other words, there’s a chance ol' Silver Quill might try a mutiny! But fear not, mates—I reckon we’ll keep that under control… I hope!
